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🎭 The Secret Muppet Fashion Extravaganza! 🎭

*Jazz hands intensify*

Welcome to Kermit's exclusive backstage fashion show! You've stumbled upon the most fabulous secret in all of menswear!

🎩 Gonzo's "Daredevil Dinner Jacket" - Now with built-in cannon holes!

🎽 Fozzie's "Comedy Club Cardigan" - Guaranteed to get laughs (or groans)!

🦸 Animal's "Drumstick Cufflinks" - BEAT! BEAT! BEAT!

👔 Swedish Chef's "Culinary Cravat" - Bork, bork, bork-tiful!

🎸 Dr. Teeth's "Electric Mayhem Bow Tie" - Lights up AND plays music!

"It's not easy being green... but it sure is stylish!"
- Kermit T. Frog, Fashion Icon

Standing ovation! 👏👏👏

You've witnessed fashion history in the making. Miss Piggy sends her regards and insists you tell no one about her sequined shoulder pads.

🎪 "The show must go on... and it must look fabulous while doing so!" 🎪

- A joint production of Masseau Menswear & The Muppet Theater